Saturday, September 20, 2008
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Goddess of beauty and lust. You had an irresistible charm. You can be vain and ill-tempered at times. Surely envy to other women.
Take Which Goddess are you?
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Saturday, August 16, 2008
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4298963/1/Out_of_the_Blue
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4445131/1/Sugar_and_Spice_Everything_but_Nice
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4331667/4/Breaking_Through
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4391336/1/Yours_Mine_and_Ours
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4422565/1/A_Time_For_Hope
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4201344/1/Fall_For_You
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4293411/1/Only_Human
http://twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=158&textsize=0&chapter=9
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Monday, August 4, 2008
According to tradition, the birds and the bees is a metaphorical story sometimes told to children in an attempt to explain the mechanics and consequence of sexual intercourse. According to that story the birds are like men and the bees like women: Birds are free to fly wherever they like, but bees are enslaved to a single queen their entire life and their whole life is dedicated to keeping her alive. Bees pollinate flowers, birds spread the seed, men impregnate eggs, women give birth. Sex is key for survival of both.
Word sleuths William and Mary Morris[1] hint that it may have been inspired by words like these from the poet Samuel Coleridge (1825): 'All nature seems at work ... The bees are stirring--birds are on the wing ... and I the while, the sole unbusy thing, not honey make, nor pair, nor build, nor sing.'"[2]
Several sources give credit to Cole Porter for coining the phrase.[3] One of the legendary musician's more famous songs was "Let's Do It, Let's Fall in Love." The 1928 standard contains the lyrics:[4]
And that's why birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
Another use of this phrase comes from the work of John Burroughs, a naturalist who lived and worked in the Catskills Mountains. He wrote a small pamphlet called "Birds and Bees: Essays"[5] in which he explained the workings of nature in a way that children could understand. However, birds and bees are dealt with in separate sections; nowhere are they mentioned together.
Introverted
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Extroverted
You scored more Introverted than Extroverted on this personality test. This means that you enjoy spending time alone and actually gain more energy from quiet, calm times than you do from being around people.
Abstract
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Tangible
Your thought patterns and reasoning are more Tangible than Abstract. This means that you are always looking for facts and proof in everything that you do. You often rely on numbers and calculations more than on your own gut instinct.
Empathetic
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Logical
You are more Logical than Empathetic when it comes to making decisions. You enjoy a thoughtful challenge and often use facts and reasoning to drive your decision making process. While you want the result to be the best for everyone, you are not willing to change the result simply because of how it might impact someone else.
Disorderly
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Conscientious
You are more Conscientious than Disorderly in your life. You are aware of how your actions reflect on you as a person and are always trying to follow the rules. Additionally, you are orderly with your belongings, often having a tidy work area or living area.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"
and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"
and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"
and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"
So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?"
His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat"
and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit"
and billy said "Dad, whats shit"
And then his dad says
"Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream "
and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!"
and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?"
"Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey"
and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says
"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas,
my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the Turkey"
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Friday, July 25, 2008
Sarah: Oh my gosh! I woke up too late! I still need a shower and everything!
Right when she said that Chris walked into her room smiling from ear to ear.
Chris: No baby. You're beautiful just like that - now come on, I'm starving.
Sarah: Okay.
Sarah got out of bed, put on some clothes, took his hand, and walked out the door to his car and got in.
Sarah: Where are we going? Remember that I have to be home by 1. I have cheerleading practice and you have football.
Chris: I know...
Then Sarah noticed that Chris was really pale-looking.
Sarah: Chris are you feeling okay? You look like you're sick..
Chris: Yeah; it's just my allergies.
Sarah: Are you sure? Did you go to the doctor yet?
Chris: Yeah.. I went yesterday. They said to take some allergy pills and that I'll be okay.
Sarah turned to look away from Chris.
She knew there was something wrong.
She has allegies and she doesn't look like that.
Then he reached out and held her hand.
Sarah: Chris your hands are so cold. I dont think you're okay tell me what's really wrong... Do we need to go back to the house?
Chris: I promise you baby; everything is okay..They told me to go back tomorrow but I'm not going because there's nothing wrong with me.
Sarah: Chris you need to go! If they told you to then there is something wrong!
Chris let go of her hand and turned back to the road and didn't talk to her the rest of the way.
They finally pulled up to the resturaunt and ate breakfast.
Chris: Did you bring your cheerleading stuff or do we have to go back to your house to get it?
Sarah: I have it.. Do you really think you should go to football practice like that?
Chris: Yes Sarah. I'm fine.
Sarah: If you say so..
Chris: Sarah, baby, would I lie to you?
Sarah: No....
They got back in the car and went to the field.
They got out and started practice.
Sarah was practicing a new cheer, but then out of no where she heard a boy yell,
"HE'S NOT MOVING SOMEONE CALL 911! HELP COACH!"
Right when she heard that she turned around and saw Chris on the ground just laying there, not moving,
She ran to him but her dad pushed her back.
Dad: No honey. You shouldn't be right here.
Sarah started to cry.
Sarah: Daddy. What happened? Is he okay?
Dad: Honey. Please just go back with your coach.
Sarah walked back and sat on the bench with her head in her hands while an ambulance came and took him away.
She got in the car with her dad and they went to the hospital.
When they got there his mom was already there and talking to the doctor.
They walked over and listened....
Doctor: You may want to sit down for this.
Chris's Mom: Is he okay?
Doctor: Ma'am.. your son has lukiemia. We can put him on treatments, but he might not make it because the cancer has spread too much.
Sarah was shocked and began to cry on her dads shoulder.
Chris's Mom: Treatments?
Doctor: Well the treatments would cause hair loss... but it will help slow the cancer down.
Chris's Mom: But he's certain to die?
Doctor: Yes.. but we have had this surgery to clear out the clogs.. but it's possible he will not make it.
Chris's Mom: I will have to talk to him about this. Can we see him now?
Doctor: Yes. One at a time though.
Chris's mom looked over at Sarah and hugged her tight she knew that Sarah loved him with all her heart.
Chris's Mom: You go first sweetheart.
Sarah: Are you sure?
Chris's Mom: Yes honey.
Sarah walked slowly to his room and turned the knob.
She just stood there, looking at him lying there weak.
He was so pale and he had tubes surrounding him.
It was painful for her to look at him.
Chris looked at her weakly and smiled at her.
She went over and kneeled down beside him.
Chris: Did Did they already tell you?
Sarah: Yes...
Chris: I'm sorry Sarah. I didn't want you to find out like this.
Sarah: It's okay; I understand Chris.
Chris: Baby I love you so much.
Chris reached up and slowly ran his fingers through her hair.
Sarah: I love you too Chris. With all my heart.. and I will be here for you 'till the end.
Chris: Im going to be okay Sarah.
The nurse walked in with Chris's mom.
Nurse: Its her turn now.
Chris looked at Sarah.
Chris: Bye baby.
Sarah: Bye.
Sarah kneeled down and softly kissed his cold lips.
Months went by and Chris lost his hair, but they were still deeply in love and Sarah was by him everyday.
Chris was getting worse to where he couldn't even play football, and the championship game was coming up.
Chris was sitting on Sarah's porch with her and her dad.
Chris: Coach.. I wanna play tomorrow.
Dad: Chris I know you do.. but I can't let you do that.. you'll get hurt.
Chris: No, coach. Please. This might be the last time on the field for me. I want to be able to play one more time.
Dad looked at Chris and then at Sarah.
Sarah nodded her head.
Dad: You're a strong boy, Chris, and very brave. I think we can do this.
Chris: Thank you so much coach.
Sarahs dad nodded his head.
Dad: So what are you two doing tonight?
Chris: I wanna show Sarah something if that's okay.
Dad: Of course; you two be careful.
Chris took Sarah's hand and lead her to his car.
It was completely dark outside when they pulled up to the football field.
Sarah: What are we doing here?
Chris: Follow me.
Chris grabbed a blanket and laid it down onto the field.
They both laid there looking at the stars.
Sarah: This is so beautiful.
Chris: I do this often. I wanted to show you the place I love.
Sarah: Do you remember the flowers you gave me on our very first date?
Chris: Sure I do; I gave you lillies; your favorite.
Sarah: Yeah... I'll never forget that day.
Chris: I want you to always remember something Sarah.
Sarah: What is it?
Chris: I will always be with you.. and I will always love you.. you're my one and only..
Sarah started tearing.
Sarah: I love you so much, Chris.
Chris: And I also want you to be happy.. I want you to marry someone, have kids, make a family, just live a happy life for me.
Sarah: No. I will never marry anyone.. im marrying you Chris
Chris: Just don't forget what I told you.
Chris leaned in and kissed her.
She pushed him off and jumped up
Sarah: You still think you can catch me?
Chris: Oh yeah. I'm stronger than I look.
Sarah: Then come get me.
Chris stood up and chaised her around the football feild until he finally caught her.
He laid on top of her and put her hands behind her back and held her there so she couldn't move.
Then it started to rain and they were getting soaked but they didn't care.
Chris looked deep into her eyes.
Chris: Who's the weak one now huh?
Sarah: Me (she giggled)
Chris: Remember what you told me that night when we were at dinner?
Sarah: No.. what?
Chris: You have always wanted to kiss in the rain with the one you love.
Sarah: Yeah?
Chris: Well your wish is my comand.
Chris leaned down and kissed her deeply.
He pulled away.
Chris: You're so beautiful.
Sarah: You're such a good kisser. (she laughed.. so did he)
Chris: I better get you home.
They got into the car and went home.
It was hard for them to sleep that night but they did.
It was finally the big day and they were all at the football field.
Chris had on all his football gear, and Sarah was ready to cheer him on.
The game began.
The crowd was going wild for Chris while Sarah was cheering her heart out for him.
The score was 36 to 36.
All they had to do was make one more point and they would win.
Chris had the ball and ran with all he had to the touchdown line and threw the ball down.
He had made a touch down!
Everyone was cheering.
They had won the game!
But for Chris.. he may have lost his life.
He fell to the ground trying to catch his breath.
Sarah ran to him and kneeled down over him.
He looked up at her gasping for breath.
Everyone was heading to the field.
Her dad stood infront of them.
Dad: Back away.. give them a moment please.. that's my daughter's love.
Chris gently raised his hand and whiped her tears away.
Sarah: Don't die Chris.. I need you.. I love you..
Chris: I told you this was my dream to win the championship.. to be in the big game.. to die on this feild.. I made history.
Sarah leaned down and kissed him, knowing this was the last she would ever kiss him, the last time she would ever talk to him.
She had so much to say but had no time to say it.
Chris: I love you baby. Tell Mom I love her too.. and tell coach thank you.
Sarah: I love you Chris. I love you so much.
Chris: I'll wait for you.....
Chris's hand dropped and he let go.
He died that night on the football feild.
Sarah cried for 2 months straight.
Sarah was lying on her bed when her dad walked in.
Dad: Honey, it's been 2 months. Please get up. He would want you to have fun and be happy.
Sarah: I know..
Dad: Guess what.
Sarah: What?
Dad: They are building a new stadium. Isn't that great honey? Come on, I want you to come with me before they tear the old one down.
Sarah got up and went with her dad to the field.
They climbed to the top of the bleachers and looked down.
Sarah: It's like it was just yesterday. He was out there throwing the football, making that touchdown.
Her dad wrapped his arms around her and she began to cry.
Dad: I know baby.. I know.
Then Sarah noticed something on the feild.
Sarah: Whats that daddy? Look. (Sarah pointed to the field)
Dad: Look like some flowers are blooming.
Sarah: Oh my gosh, daddy! Stop them! Don't let them tear this down! Please! Chris planted me something!!!
Her dad ran down there and stopped them.
Weeks later the flowers had bloomed.
Her and her dad went to look at them.
They were lilies that left a message saying, "I Love You".
If you have any heart at all and love someone this much (or if you cried.) repost this.
repost as I want a love like this
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
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Friday, June 20, 2008
Monday, June 9, 2008
this whole thing still seems soo surreal to me, its like i still havent accepted the fact that im moving on and i worry about the day when it all will come catching up to me...yeah so i just needed a way to vent about this situation and this doesnt help and i cant write a poem about it or compose anything being that at this moment i am im capable of playing any form of music from any instrument..though i would love to...i guess there is nothing i can do about it and no way to vent....
Life stinks sometimes....:( and im in dire need of a penname
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Monday, February 25, 2008
whats your true loves personality?(girliez ONLY) My Result: romantic | |||||||||
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Does he like you? #2 My Result: Like like | |||||||||
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My Quibblo Personality Quiz Result for: Are you in love with your crush/boyfriend?(girls only)
Are you in love with your crush/boyfriend?(girls only) My Result: You are in LOVE! | |||||||||
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lol pick up lines and ones that went bad
"if beauty was a tree u would be a forest"
''if i said u had a nice body would u hold it aginst me''
he one someone made up:HIM: "hey baby, did it hurt?"
"When i kicked u in that balls, humm i dunno, but i can refresh your memory..." :p i really like that one. i would so say that. (not like anyone would hit on me) :'(
him to my friend:(raining) we should go to my place and slip out of these clothes.
my friend:i've gotta get home so let my help you now. (she pantsed him in front of all his friends, and he was wearing spiderman briefs!)
him:"have u ever kissed a bunny between the ears before?"
me:"no why"
him:*sticks out pocketcloth from pants* (u no,when u pull out the white cloth from your jean pants pockets)
him:"well,u want to start that habit?"
O_O *shivers* one weird moment i'll never forget
O_O *shivers again*
"ma'am I'm gonna have to arrest you b/c you've stolen the stars and put thm in your eyes."
''I love every bone in your including mine''.
"r u from tennesee? cause ur the only ten i see!"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together."
--or--
"i would keep it the same, with n and o together"
Your comeback: "Well if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put F and U together!"
"what's your sign", say "do not enter"
What's your sign?
You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.
My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
# If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
# Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
# If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
# Do you have a name or can I call you "mine"?
# I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
# You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Are you popular? My Result: In-The-Middle | |||||||||
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Sunday, February 24, 2008
this is more of me though
What kind of girl are you? My Result: You Are a Fun Girl! | |||||||||
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What Type of Kiss Are You? My Result: Steamy and Wet Kiss | |||||||||
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My Result: Caleb
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You call #8 and a tall, skinny, sk8brdr stands up. He has messy blonde hair and is totally hot. You two are shy at first and he is really funny. You walk into the closet and he tells some jokes, but finally he kisses you. You look into his beautiful, icy blue eyes. He pulls you closer, and you kiss again, and then start to passionately make out. Then, I call times up and you walk out of the closet holding hands. He asks you out.
Saturday, February 23, 2008
buddy info
SWISH AND FLICKER
"Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly"Exodus 19:5Now then if you will indeed obeyMy voice and keepMy covenantthen you shall beMy peculiar treasure among all the peoplesfor all the earth isMine.
Friday, February 22, 2008
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008
How Nerdy Are You?
Sunday, February 10, 2008
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Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Actor Heath Ledger dead
check it out: http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/22/heath.ledger.dead/index.html
TO Heath Ledger may he reset in peace. :(
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Saturday, January 12, 2008
- You'll Find Love Where You Least Expect It
You're the type most likely to find love... surprised? You shouldn't be! You're a fun, independent woman who is always out and about. And you're smart to sometimes leave your girlfriends behind and go it alone. Men love to approach you when you're out by yourself - including Mr. Perfect!
The guy sitting casually in the back of the room stands up and grabs ur hand. You walk into the closet, blushing and thinking, "OMG. I picked Alexander!!! YAY!!!" Alexander just looks @ u with soft gentle eyes and whispers in ur ear, "Don't worry, I'm not like what ur thinking." You two start kissing gently and he starts to hug u. U just stand there going w/ what's going on. Then he stops and asks u if ur ok. You just nod. Then he grabs ur arms and kisses u again. This time, u r reassured and start to get into it. Your best friend knocks on the door and u and Alexander walk out with smiles on your face and you go and sit next to him. You two remain tgethr for 3 years and then start 2 get serious l8ter.
- Drough
The Droughs are a form of Dark Elves and vampires. Not to be confused with the D&D "drow", they are NOT black skinned with white hair type of evil beings. The drough are resembled with the night, and the moon and stars as they are more comfortable with the evening lights than the morning lights. They are deep, elegant and mysterious. They have been lead astray, and misunderstood, but they are not as dark or evil as people assume them to be -- and they are vampyres, but not as the stereotype leads them to be. They do not drink blood, they do have cat-like fangs, and longer, claw-like nails, but the vampire trait resembles the deep romance and tradition of their being, not the dark evil stereotypes.